I would like my clarify comments. ALL are what I have experienced in life. fuck you giving me any thumb down!....if you love your woman you will want to experience it all with her AND

best to try it when your girl is on her period and wants get get off light with a hand job or b.j...plead with her to let you slip it in the back door and chances are she will feel sorry for you and let you slip in but don't expect her to be in a good mood the next day...after a few times she will get to like it and you won't have to endure the bitching. besides it's a turn on to the string hanging out of her beaver as get ready to blast in her rump....my advise is based on my REAL experiences

Whoa, thanks a bunch!

"It hurts" classic! how'd you know that love!?!?!? I'm suprised that rohipnol or vodka wasn't advised!

a guy was banging his girlfriend doggy-style. the girl farted. he replied, "hush, little one. you are next"